Funk Babblings

A tech support friend of mine had an old adage:

"Computers only break if you:
a) turn them on;
b) turn them off or leave them turned off;
c) try to use them."

Other than that, they usually work fine. :)

But yes, I know the dread of turning off machines that never go off. It makes them feel uncomfortable and paranoid. One of my favorite parts of Jurassic Park (the novel) is about this. :p